The Football Wife – Your Sideline Pass to my Life…

If you lived in my house and could tolerate the occasional fits, there is a live sitcom happening daily.  It stars a small girl named Ellie who has a remedy for everything.  Ant hills?  No problem… she’ll just go get her kazoo and take care of that.  Kazoos are just for getting bugs away.  Harmonicas [...]

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Recently, we spent a week at my parents house in Pennsylvania.  There are so many people & family that we try to see when we go “home”.  On our last evening there, my Godmother & her daughter {who was also a bridesmaid in my wedding} came up to see us.  Within moments, Ellie had climbed [...]

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Ellie the Reluctant Vegan

by Sara on April 26, 2012

When we made the commitment to change our diet at home, I knew that getting a three-year-old on board was going to take some time.  One of her favorite parts about trips to Target was the stop at the lunch counter for chicken nuggets & a cheese stick — both clearly off the menu at [...]

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Staring Down the Chief

by Sara on April 18, 2012

If you lived in my neighborhood, you might notice that I am often outside in the morning chasing small creatures down the sidewalk in my pajamas with mascara around my kneecaps.  I am the neighborhood lunatic. Sunday morning was certainly no exception as Toby led the charge outside our yard, up the walking trail, and [...]

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The Case of the Missing Jelly Beans

by Sara on April 12, 2012

Today is Thursday and I’m convinced that the Easter Bunny really should have delivered more jelly beans. How is it possible that one small child could have consumed so much candy in a few days? Turns out, she had help.  The problem with jelly beans is that they travel to the bottom of the basket [...]

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No Matt Damon, WE Bought a Zoo

by Sara on April 7, 2012

It’s a zoo around here. With two bunnies, a Maltese, a new Lab puppy, a three year old, and two nests of birds on our front porch, it’s getting a bit wild in this house.  The puppy, while adorable, has been terrorizing everyone.  Our days have been spent rescuing toys, cleaning floors, taking A LOT [...]

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Raising a Puppy is a Sport

by Sara on April 5, 2012

When we first brought Ace home, Ellie was incredibly jealous.  Looking back, I now realize that my lap had suddenly became a landing pad for a sweet little snuggly-wuggly puppy.  Now that he’s outgrown the length of my lap & is more interested in finding food and terrorizing Toby, all is right in Ellie’s world [...]

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The Perfect Easter Dress

by Sara on April 2, 2012

The resident preschool fashionista in my house is a dress fanatic — the fancier & more lovely, the better.  My former soft pants and t-shirt girl has blossomed into a Southern, smocked dress loving, full skirt appreciating, preschool darling. While many small children would not care for online shopping, my daughter had full control of [...]

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Everyday She’s Shuffling…

by Sara on March 30, 2012

What’s the most common phrase you hear from older, wiser parents?   “Enjoy it, it goes by too fast.” I hear it all the time and I experience it everyday.  I am amazed each morning when I am greeted by a tall girl and not a roly-poly baby.  Old MacDonald had a farm has been [...]

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Whatever Works – Raising a Puppy

by Sara on March 23, 2012

“Wow,” I commented to Coach this morning, “Ace slept six hours last night.”  We were both amazed as this is no small feat for our puppy.  Like a baby, Ace is often awake every three hours in the middle of the night in need of attention.   Our first night home, he cried… more like [...]

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