The Football Wife is going to SUMMER CAMP.
Therefore, I needed to wash clothes & get packing. This is what happened when someone wasn’t actively engaged:
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One hour later, I brought the flying squirrel with me into the bathroom so that I could take the world’s fastest shower.
It cost me $12.
First, she broke the scale. Then it got very, very quiet. One moment later, as I was drying myself off I realized that she had taken the backs off an entire box of panty liners.
She declared, “It’sss *not* a sticker? Sticker?”
“You’re right. It’s not a sticker. Those are Mommy’s.”
And with that, she stuck one on my leg & one on her knee and began walking like a penguin.
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Oh my goodness, HILARIOUS!
I shouldn’t laugh, but it’s just so funny! And I know that for laughing I will be getting paid back by my little man when he’s a bit older!