Chocolate milk gets in her hair
There’s banana on her face
You can try to help her (if you dare)
But she eats at her own pace
Feeding herself is the way to go
Say all the parenting books
But have they seen? Do they know?
How my carpet looks?
Oatmeal is a hand cream
And cereal’s like confetti
When there’s a toddler on your team
It’s breakfast time — who’s ready?
by The FW
On a morning when there was more rice in the kitchen rug than Carter had liver pills.
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