Diet Coke Fuels My Ride

by The FW on March 13, 2010

I am somewhere in Virginia.

I have already consumed 24 ounces of coffee, retrieved 3 sippy cups, stopped twice to pee, & hit play on the DVD player six times. 

For lunch, I will eat fast food and later regret it and feel the need to run on a treadmill.  Then I will remember that I don’t run unless I’m being chased by a wild animal.  Since my destination is Pennsylvania and not the African Savannah, I will pretend that the vanilla milkshake and chicken nuggets didn’t happen. 

You have your fingers crossed that my trip doesn’t end up like the last one with the tot

And I hope that the guy in West Virginia who drinks Budweiser in the middle of the day isn’t at the Sheetz “refueling” when I stop for a Diet Coke. 

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By the way, if you’re reading this and thinking that my house would make a great target for a first class robbery… you should reconsider.  The Five-Oh live next door and across the street. 

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Finally, I leave you with this:

whimsy cottage collage

 A few months ago I asked for some help coming up with a clever name for an online business.  The site is coming along and there are more goodies being loaded, but please go check it out: 

The Whimsy Cottage

{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }

Heidi March 13, 2010 at 10:03 am

Safe travels! Drink all the Diet Coke you want. And don’t worry, chicken nuggets on the road don’t count. Especially if your traveling with children.

I can’t wait to check out The Whimsy Cottage!

sara's art house March 14, 2010 at 9:24 pm

I adore the Whimsy Cottage. What a great looking website! GOOD JOB!

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