Here’s my best advice about how to enjoy the day… 

Make sure your turkey is defrosted (says the woman who’s turkey took a bath in cold water yesterday).

If something goes wrong, have a glass of wine. 

Don’t let your mother-in-law see you add the giblets to your stuffing. 

If dinner gets served on Chinette instead of China, just know that your plate can double as a frisbee.  A gravy encrusted frisbee. 

Left over pie makes a great Friday morning breakfast.  Pumpkin is technically a fruit & whipped cream is kinda sorta like milk, right?

Gravy should not come from a jar.  You are roasting a turkey.  Do not disrespect the bird. 

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Happy Thanksgiving!