Burning Calories With My Pliers, Baby.

by Sara on October 29, 2009

Let it be known:

I  just burned 13,000 calories.

Forget the stair climber or sit ups, just try to put a child seat on your bicycle by yourself.  You’ll see.  It’s a two person job, baby.  Since the other adult in this house works 12 hour days, it was up to me to get the seat on if I am EVER going to exercise again. 

I have always been pretty good at figuring out how to put things together.  I am a direction reader & follower.  I rarely ghetto rig.  (That’s so not P.C. — sorry.)  The bike seat, however, did not come with an instruction manual.  Therefore… well… today, I used my head.  I mean, literally, used my head.  At one point because I wasn’t born with a third arm, I propped the bicycle on my head while I used my needle nose pliers to tighten the bolts.  I did consider just duct taping the seat on after I dropped the screw on the chain for the 7th time.  Eventually, I got the bottom pieces tightened.  My foot came in handy, too.  When I needed to see down low, I layed on my left shoulder with my right foot holding up the child seat.  I haven’t done that since I was eight months pregnant looking for my you-know-what. 

Hey, Maria — if the Fix-it-Shop is hiring, then I’m your girl.

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Jac @ Wuzzlemakesthree October 29, 2009 at 4:53 pm

Oh my gosh! That must’ve been interesting to watch! LOL!!!

Since my husband travels for six weeks at a time, I’ve had to do a lot of things like that on my own. And I know just how NOT fun it is. (Like the baby crib that I put together. It took me FOREVER and I can only imagine the calories I burned doing it. LMAO!)

I hope you enjoy your new bike seat though! (I’ve always wanted one… but I think I need a bike first!)

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Punk October 30, 2009 at 12:41 am

You completely rock! You could have brought it to Atlanta. I would have totally helped you.

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